What's the one distinctive thing about Bill?
His groupies. I mean, jeeeez, the guy is always surrounded by women. Sometimes it's hard to see his skating because of the crowd. I don't know what it is about him. Can't be his style, because it's very derivitive. I call it the Arkansas Shred.

What do you guys argue about?
Well, when I try to convince him about the liberal bent of the media, he just goes nuts. Just kidding. Actually we both agree on that one. The thing we really argue about are the little things. You know, Tuesday is his day to clean the house, but he's missing somewhere. I confront him later, and he's like I was out getting some chili. All day? C'mon.

How would describe George's style?
He is pretty good for an older guy. His style is very conservative, and he always has his Secret Service detail help him out after a spill, but overall I have to give him props. Only guy I know that skates in a suit.

Do you guys hang together outside of skating?
Yeah, sure. Not at first, but then we realized how much we had in common. Running a country and trying to learn new skating tricks can be real stressful you know. So that binds us together. Also our love for rocky road ice cream. Although sometimes I just buy a bag of marshmellows, sans the ice cream. George understands. That's what makes him cool.