Skateboarder Magazine’s Warm Up Line With Ryan Spencer
02.10.2012
Ryan Spencer is sick as fuck. He stopped by the office with the rest of the Superbrand crew and busted out on our shitty park with this Warm Up line.

Chris Senn
Right side:
Sprained ankle:
“So many times, that I stopped counting.”
Cut fingers:
“I almost cut off two of my fingers when I bailed on a transfer at one of the X Games. One of those pieces of metal on the bottom of the ramp cut clean through my fingers. Some X-Games-staff lady fixed it with supeglue and tape.”
Center:
Knocked out:
“I’ve done this several times, but I don’t remember the details. One time, I was skating vert in Germany and made the finals. I was so stoked, so I thought it would be a good idea to skate with no helmet. I remember walking up the stairs and then waking up surrounded by German medics and Bryce Kanights. I could think straight, but when I tried to talk it just came out all gibberish. I was scared; I ran and hid under a table. I think that was the only time I ever made it to the vert finals and I couldn’t skate. It sucked!”
Cracked pelvis:
“My dad drove me and my friend 12 hours, all night, to McGill’s Skatepark in Carlsbad. I got out of the car, and on the first run I tried to backside air over the spine to hip fracture. I skated anyway. We drove too far.”
Broken wisdom tooth:
“See my slam in the Emerica video for further details.”
Compressed vertebrae:
“I compressed two of my vertebrae from years of impact. Some days feel better than others.”
Cut nose:
“I was doing a wallride. I bailed, stepped on my board, causing it to pop up and hit me in the face. I got the sharp of the tail straight between the eyes, cutting me on the bridge of my nose. You could see the freaking skull! Skulls are cool.”
Left side:
Sprained ankle:
“I’ve done this one at least 20 times.”
Tweaked knee:
“I folded it inside, and then sat on it doing a frontside rock slide. It was the worst pain I’ve ever felt.”
Broken wrist:
“Not sure how it broke. It just started to hurt real bad all of a sudden. I went to the doctor to check it out, he said it was broken and that I needed surgery. I left. Forget surgery!”
Sliced finger:
“I almost sliced it clean off. I ollied on an indoor mini and my hand hit a piece of metal hanging from the roof. I taped it up and everything was fine.”
Punctured palm:
“At the Tampa Pro, like six years ago, I fell straight into a ledge and the coping popped a perfect C-shape into my hand. Greg Carroll and Wade Speyer took me into the bathroom and Wade performed some ghetto surgery on my hand, using duct tape. Thanks, Wade.”
Permanent swellbow:
“After years of abuse, I now have a built-in elbow pad.” SB
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